Keys,Keys And Everywhere.

Why is it that I have so many keys? I feel like I have so many keys. Keys for my car,or keys for my house,or keys for my apartment,or keys for my friends house. What am I the key fairy?

Do I use my magic wand and poof there is a key? Maby someone is just leaving me keys because they have so many. Well,that's how I am starting to feel. I can never say I don't have a key. I feel like a high school janitor with all my keys.

It's funny because I have never had this many keys before. I have keys for things that I have never in my life owned or keys that I have no idea what they are too. Maby I should just go and through out the keys that I just don't need. Why other people give me keys to there apartment I will never know. It's like I am the key holder,of all holders.

That should really be my nick name the queen key holder,because it seems like everyone gives me their keys and tell me to hold on to them. I have a hard enough time just trying to hold on to my car keys but now everyone else's oh heck no. I am going to put an end to the key holding. My key holding days are over.

Please Keep Up.

Why is it that every time I come into contact with someone that I have not seen in a great while that I remember the face of this mysterious person but not the name?

There is nothing more embarrassing than standing there talking to someone and trying to search for the name in your head like it's a dictionary(which I do quite often).

I hate when I forget the names of people. First of all it's kind of looks bad on me,and second it's so embarrassing. Not being able to call someone by their name. So when I am talking to someone but forget the name all I can really say is, "hey,or hey you".

It's like my brain does not connect with my mouth. Sometimes,a name can be right on the tip of my tongue,but because my brain does not want to send it down to my mouth,it just stays right their on my tongue. Sometimes my brain is just so lazy,I need to learn how to kick it into over drive and let it connect with my mouth.
So come on brain and wake up. For once I wish I could remember names.

All I can say now is wake up,wake up,wake up,wake up my lazy brain and help me find some names here. I can' t do it with out you,so come on and help for once.